Επιστολή στα αγγλικά στέλνει ο βουλευτής των Ανεξάρτητων Ελλήνων, Παύλος Χαϊκάλης, στην Καγκελάριο της Γερμανίας, Ανγκελα Μέρκελ, μετά τα επεισόδια που προκλήθηκαν από τις δηλώσεις του για τους Έλληνες υπαλλήλους.
Ο κ. Χαϊκάλης ερωτά την Γερμανίδα Καγκελάριο εάν έχει αναπτυχθεί «η
εξαιρετική ιδέα για προσβολή των Ελλήνων εργαζομένων», ενώ σημειώνει
πως ο κ. Γιόακιμ Χανς Φούχτελ έχει εξοικειωθεί ήδη με τις δεξιότητες του
ελληνικού δημοσίου.
Παράλληλα, της ζητάει να στείλει τον «Χερ Φούχτελ» σε μία χώρα να
δουλέψει εθελοντικά και της προτείνει... master plan για τον Γερμανό
επιτετραμμένο.
Το γράμμα του κ. Χαϊκάλη αναλυτικά:
«These Guys Are Poking Their Own Eyes Out!»
Madame Merkel,
No doubt the Chancellery was disturbed by the recent unfortunate
incident that your subordinate Herr Fouchtel was involved. Worry not! We
can be of help. Prior to that I would like to address you with the
following questions so that I can maximize this support.
Did He develop this excellent idea to insult -yet again- Greek
workers, Himself or was He wisely guided by his subordinates, as they
too have made themselves rather comfortable, in this sense, by now?
Exactly what was He thinking when He frivolously detracted one
third of supposedly "useless staff" from the working force? Mind you His
response speed with numbers surpasses human ability. Surely His
promotion is underway.
It is He, Herr Fouchtel, and the caliber of the man in charge.
Madame Merkel,
Indeed He appears to have mastered Greek Public Administration
skills, to the point that He can model work productivity projects and
comparative plans, in no time. This we appreciate deeply. We've no time
to waste. It is sad however that His voice was interrupted This is where
we take over and present our support ideas, so enabling the Chancellery
to act further. Only Greeks know the virtues of the man eating up
numbers.
Please be so kind to consider the following action plan for Herr Fouchtel.
Allow the man to undertake a post of some description, in a country
with volunteer redundant. Work life will return to normal and Herr
Fouchtel will feel free again to praise the immaculate German workforce.
Since He made this urgent effort to rephrase what he thought was
simply facts on a table- in human shape- allow him redemption. After all
He was only thinking loud.
Last but not least, we've now come to the conclusion Herr Fouchtel
was the man for the job- from where we stand to be honest. The more he
talks the less he is heard. I wonder why exhausted Greek workers should
want to answer back. I know why and I am in a pleasant position to
inform you, that Greeks are only struggling to stop him hurt himself.
The dream is not lost for Herr Fouchtel. He must keep up the good work!
Vorsicht! Of spoons!
Kind Regards
Πηγή: iefimerida
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